I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
I'm not sure that our 12-years-ago-high-school-"relationship," and 179 texts in the last 4 hours is gonna be enough to squeeze a naked smartphone picture of me. I'm gonna need some chicken wings or Makers Mark before that starts happening.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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