like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
...oh my god that's like anal suicide
I'm aware. I'm writing the eulogy for my colon as we speak.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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