why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
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