ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
I swear, its like my old fuck buddies have a 6th sense for when I'm going to be daydrunk. Then they start texting me. And then I start sexting them
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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