Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
I don't deserve a penis
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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