Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
The woman that sang I Touch Myself died today. There's only one appropriate way to honor her memory.
I'm on the job.
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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