why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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