North Korea, Best Korea!
i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
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