White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
You did what with his pubic hair?
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