Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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