Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
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