Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
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