Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
Going to the ER, I'll explain later but apparently drunk me isn't allergic to peanut butter.
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
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