The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
I saw an Asian dude carrying a patchwork denim purse get into a car with two rednecks at the grocery store tonight. Imagine what I could have seen if I had actually done something interesting.
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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