Please don't use social media to get back at me.
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
you are never too drunk for berry picking
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
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