Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
I feel like a drive thru vagina
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
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