I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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