Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
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