Buhtt sex?
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
She's currently upstairs fucking her boyfriend while I am downstairs making them a sex playlist watching her boyfriend's Weiner dog and large Boxer try and mount each other. Marvin Gaye is playing. This is the ultimate third wheel fail.
In my defense, last night's hookup turned out to be my actual girlfriend. That's gotta count for something, right?
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
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