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Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
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