i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
You know ure stoned when u start thinking about making a bacon smoothie
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
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