No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
how do you play pong handcuffed?
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
Drunk is not a location!
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
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