school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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