(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
drinking out of a sandbucket again
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
I started singing the national anthem on a train in London. Happy 4th of July assholes
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
i think the title to my autobiography shall be, "a bottle of vodka and various pieces of meat"
and this is why you're my favorite gay friend.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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