As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
she was so wasted that she tried to tuck me in and read the jokes on the taco bell sauce as a bed time story
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
Apparently the last thing they remember of me was me stumbing into a bathroom, then falling out 5 minutes later clutching a butter knife repeating "ketamine goes in my face hole"
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
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