Remember that dream I told you about where I shit out my own skeleton? I had it again last night.
i think i have herpe
just one?
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
Trimming my pubes at 1 AM, drunk, listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn. What has become of me.
Jesus christ stop updating me about every aspect of your life.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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