This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
I got propositioned while wearing the bottom half of a horse costume. It's like god is apologizing to me in the strangest of ways.
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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