Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
It's a combination of amazing uncoordination, bad luck, and sheer determination to cause destruction wherever I go.
Randomize
