He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
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