Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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