he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
You're having sex and i just smoked and made oatmeal...i'll give you some time to be jealous
If you dedicate your next bite to me, I'll dedicate my first orgasm to you.
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
Randomize
