just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
So there we are, fucking beneath the Christmas tree and I glance up and see one of the local Jehovah's witnesses staring in horror through the decorative glass in the front door. I'm so proud of us.
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