Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
I can't breathe out the right side of my face
After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
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