Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
Will exercising make me less horny?
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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