dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
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