Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
Is it sad that I woke up to more "Happy Holidays" texts on 4/20 than I did on Christmas?
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
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