it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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