im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
Randomize
