if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
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