I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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