Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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