I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
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