hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
Mom said you looked used
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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