i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
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