I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
My mom is selling her car. I'm secretly relieved I won't ever have to tell her about that time you puked in it
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
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