Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
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