3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
When you get this divorce finalized we're going to mid evil times AND pirate dining adventure. We're gonna find you a couple of real men and make them joust/swashbuckle for your affection. My treat.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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