is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
She got called into work early but she left me a note that had directions to her roommates stash of weed on top of a two bacon and egg mcmuffins. I think I win.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
I just told the bartender to “give me something that will murder me”
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