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Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
So apparently I’m into choking now
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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