Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
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